Ooo ooo ooo! It’s I Am Number Jason Bourne Babies Goes to Hogwarts, starring that ripped kid who plays the werewolf in Twilight and is always taking his shirt off!
It’s hilarious that They are trying to make Taylor Lautner a star. All the terrible things that anyone ever said about Keanu Reeves that were never true are true about Lautner. Except Lautner has no charm, no presence, no charisma.
God help us all.