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Ice Age Continental Drift

Ice Age: Collision Course movie review: where is a mass extinction when you need one?

Mon, Jul 18, 2016
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The Ice Age flicks are the cinematic equivalent of drive-through nuggets of reconstituted chicken slurry served by a bored teenager in a cardboard hat.

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Pan movie review: a disaster of fantastically epic proportions

Wed, Oct 14, 2015
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An embarrassingly empty pastiche of numerous beloved action blockbusters, all frenetic action and soulless mishmashes of fantasy imagery.

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Oscar Nominated Animated Shorts (85th Academy Awards) (review)

Thu, Feb 07, 2013
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“Paperman” might be the most romantic movie of the year…

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adding a new bit of info to my reviews from now on…

Thu, Jul 12, 2012
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You’ll now see at a glance whether I saw a film in 2D, 3D, 2D IMAX, or 3D IMAX.

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Ice Age: Continental Drift (review)

Mon, Jul 09, 2012
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It’s movies like this one that make me despair. Because it is going to make a bazillion bucks at the box office around the world, and there’s absolute nothing here that warrants such success.

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Ice Age: Continental Drift (trailer)

Thu, Jun 28, 2012
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I do love the Scrat. But I figure that the Scrat-ful content of this trailer has little to do with the actual film.

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deep thought (re a necessary ‘Ice Age’ sequel)

Fri, Aug 05, 2011
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After next year’s Ice Age: Continental Drift, I demand Ice Age: Mass Extinction.

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