The Ice Age flicks are the cinematic equivalent of drive-through nuggets of reconstituted chicken slurry served by a bored teenager in a cardboard hat.
An embarrassingly empty pastiche of numerous beloved action blockbusters, all frenetic action and soulless mishmashes of fantasy imagery.
“Paperman” might be the most romantic movie of the year…
You’ll now see at a glance whether I saw a film in 2D, 3D, 2D IMAX, or 3D IMAX.
It’s movies like this one that make me despair. Because it is going to make a bazillion bucks at the box office around the world, and there’s absolute nothing here that warrants such success.
I do love the Scrat. But I figure that the Scrat-ful content of this trailer has little to do with the actual film.
After next year’s Ice Age: Continental Drift, I demand Ice Age: Mass Extinction.