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Robot Dreams movie review: sighs of the machines

Tue, Aug 06, 2024
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Immerse yourself in pure unalloyed joy with a sweet, deceptively simple carbon-silicon platonic romance. Even the poignant bittersweetness of this emotional roller coaster is affirming and uplifting.

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daily stream: Hong Chau, very small before she got very big

Wed, Apr 05, 2023
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2017’s Downsizing is on Paramount+ in the US, Prime in the UK.

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Midsommar movie review: välkommen to weird Ikea

Fri, Jul 05, 2019
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It’s hard to escape the sense that Ari Aster is getting off on Florence Pugh sobbing and screaming as he fetishizes her terror and torment. And none of it is in the pursuit of any meaning or message.

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Downsizing movie review: let’s get small (LFF 2017)

Wed, Dec 20, 2017
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Absolutely stupendous: smart, funny, poignant, a true original. A thrilling odyssey of ideas that takes its sci-fi concept to the very edges of extrapolation.

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The Intern movie review: so much nice, so little help

Fri, Oct 02, 2015
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A nice movie about real problems people face in real life, and it deals with them in as sidelong a way as it possibly can, avoiding all strong emotion.

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London photo: Ikea Tottenham

Mon, May 04, 2015
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Just picking up a new Ark of the Covenant…

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Doctor Who thing: if Ikea sold a flatpack TARDIS…

Wed, Feb 19, 2014
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…it would come with instructions like these.

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evening clickbait: Harry Potter postage stamps; girls do too like sci-fi; symphony crowd gasps as JFK assassination announced; Gravity if it was shot in Ikea

Thu, Nov 14, 2013
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Stuff I found on the Net today.

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Doctor Who thing: Gallifreyan-style window shades

Mon, Sep 02, 2013
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Best thing about them? If you’re not clued in to where the design comes from, they still looks beautiful and graceful.

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fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Jun 15-21 2013

Sun, Jun 23, 2013
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Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me)…

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