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JRR Tolkien

Tolkien movie review: it doesn’t wander, but it’s lost

Wed, May 08, 2019
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This infuriatingly reductive biopic of the Hobbit author renders him as stolid and dull, and removes all the mystery and the wonder from creative inspiration. Literal-minded and free of magic.

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Maquia: When the Promised Flower Blooms movie review: the tragedy of the immortal

Wed, Jun 27, 2018
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Epic yet intimate, this is a visually gorgeous and emotionally lush fantasy drama about love and hope set in a violent but beautifully realized invented world.

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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies movie review: there and back again… at last

Wed, Dec 10, 2014
75 comments

I fear that Peter Jackson has been suffering from a similar affliction to the dwarf king’s “dragon sickness”: a compulsive lust for epicness.

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evening clickbait: how’s the weather in the Shire today?; fake nerd guys; Paul Rudd’s years-long practical joke

Thu, Dec 19, 2013
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Stuff I found on the Net today.

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug review: are we there yet?

Fri, Dec 13, 2013
38 comments

Smaug is a magnificent cinematic creation… but there’s no good reason it takes so damn long to get to him.

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evening clickbait: who will play JRR Tolkien in the biopic?; Katniss and her movie girlfriend

Tue, Nov 26, 2013
3 comments

Stuff I found on the Net today.

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Thor: The Dark World review: Viking with a chance of wormholes

Thu, Oct 31, 2013
23 comments

Think heavy-metal Lord of the Rings. With wormholes. It’s completely mad and kind of awesome.

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Scottish Borders photo of the day: Smailholm Tower

Wed, Apr 10, 2013
1 comment

It sounds like something out of Tolkien, and it looks like the last lonely outpost on Mars.

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (review)

Mon, Dec 10, 2012
90 comments

No, not all who wander are lost. But doesn’t mean that some who wander aren’t lost. Such as Peter Jackson, with his first-of-three-parts big-screen adaptation of The Hobbit.

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how not to do feminism and film (and other adventures in social networking)

Wed, Dec 05, 2012
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Stuff my followers on Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ saw today…

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