Glossy Hollywood automatons sleepwalk through family dynamics full of forced quirkiness, excruciating cuteness, and phony emotion. Absolutely cringeworthy.
Winners are indicated. I got 16/24. Pretty good, if I may say so myself.
Here’s a great way to catch up on the film you missed…
Winners will be announced next week. I have some films to catch up on before I can fill out my final ballot!
Shhh! don’t tell anywhere where you heard all this…
Note: Bruce Dern did not win a million dollars.
I’m hyperventilating from the array of overwhelming movie awesomeness before me.