“Obama Depressed, Distant Since ‘Battlestar Galactica’ Series Finale”
The Onion strikes gold again: WASHINGTON—According to sources in the White House, President Barack Obama has been uncharacteristically distant and withdrawn ever since last month’s two-hour series finale of Battlestar Galactica. “The president seems to be someplace else lately,” said one high-level official, speaking on condition of anonymity. “Yesterday we were all being briefed on … more…






