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There may come a day when the entertainment mojo of The Onion fails, but it is not this day: NEW MUNICH—The new Sci-Fi Channel series Fallen Axis, which eerily depicts a world in which Germany actually lost the Second World War, premiered Tuesday evening to high ratings in an alternate universe to our own. The … more…
The nice-nice cable network Hallmark Channel is trying to be nice-nice on the Web with its new site Celebrity Good Life. Though it won’t officially launch till October 23, according to media trade pub Folio, the site is live now. What’s it about? From Hallmark (via Folio): With the tag line “Cleaning Up the Red … more…
Thank you once again, Onion News Network, for making me laugh till I cry: Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture? via Americablog
I feel more and more like Lily Tomlin every day: No matter how cynical I get, I can’t keep up. Just like week I invented an imaginary supervillain for whom Play-Doh: The Motion Picture, Boggle: The Movie, and Trivial Pursuit: The Next Generation seemed beyond the pale, something only the depths of his depravity could … more…
Take a look back at an old trailer… When I came across this recently (as a bonus nonpolitical post at the political blog Eschaton, which is one of my daily surfing stops), I was convinced it had to be a joke. There was no way in hell this could be real: it had to be … more…
Why does The Onion hate America?
It comes in a lunch box. Of course it does. I just bought the new box set with the complete series (I didn’t spring for the lunch-box version, though — what would I do with it?), and I can’t wait to see this again. I caught some of Sci Fi Channel’s all-day Land of the … more…
Not that it’s hard. But it is funny: LOS ANGELES—In the largest deal ever made to shit out a movie, Warner Bros. and director Michael Bay announced a landmark $50 million agreement this week to monumentally fuck up ThunderCats. “I couldn’t be more excited to completely fuck this up,” said Bay, who plans to begin … more…
If I didn’t know this was true, I’d have guessed it was the Onion pulling our collective leg: NEW YORK – The Fox network is letting employees of some troubled small businesses decide which one of their colleagues will be laid off and turning the results into a reality show. The series, “Someone’s Gotta Go,” … more…
Makes me think of the recent Onion article headlined “Everything Taking Too Long”:
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