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Paris

3 Days to Kill movie rating: red light

Fri, Jun 20, 2014
4 comments

If it’s meant to be a spy thriller, it’s not exciting. If it’s meant to be a comedy, it’s not funny. If it’s meant to be dumb, absurd, and risible, it’s a success.

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A Perfect Plan movie review: dumb and dumber

Fri, Jun 13, 2014
8 comments

With rom-coms like this, who needs warcrimes? This is the most cruel, most contrived romantic comedy I have ever had the displeasure to endure.

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X-Men: Days of Future Past movie review: time for hope

Mon, May 19, 2014
45 comments

With its time-twisting plot, sci-fi soapiness, powerful humanism, and to-die-for cast, this is the summer blockbuster done with elegance and heart.

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In Secret movie review: do you promise not to tell?

Thu, May 15, 2014
5 comments

If O. Henry and Edgar Allan Poe collaborated on a love story, it might look something like this juicy bit of ironic gothic romance.

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Le Week-end review: la vie et le bonheur

Wed, Apr 02, 2014
1 comment

A marvelous little unpacking of the meaning of happiness, precisely what constitutes it, and how to know whether you’ve found it.

| 1 Comment

The Past review: they are family

Wed, Mar 26, 2014
1 comment

A remarkably grounded French-Iranian drama about a broken family trying to mend; unexpectedly riveting, thanks in part to one of 2013’s best ensembles.

| 1 Comment

The Monuments Men review: saving private collections (and public art)

Thu, Feb 13, 2014
33 comments

As jaunty as Jean Dujardin’s beret, but in a sincere, old-fashioned kind of way. It could almost have been rediscovered from the 1940s…

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what city that you’ve never been to would you most like to visit?

Sat, Nov 09, 2013
16 comments

It’s nice to go back to places you’ve already been — the touristy pressure is off a little. But it’s nice to visit new places, too.

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Le Week-end trailer: ah, Paris!

Mon, Oct 07, 2013
1 comment

Ah, Jeff Goldblum! Ah, Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan!

| 1 Comment

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec review: gloriously goofy

Wed, Aug 14, 2013
11 comments

This is what comic-book movies look like when they’re not blown up into $200 million monstrosities: friendly and eldritch and kinda cosy even in the middle of outrageous escapades. (new DVD US)

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