Planes: Fire & Rescue trailer: someone make it stop
I thought I knew how atrocious a sequel to Planes could be. And then I saw this trailer, and was humbled.
Planes
things wot we learned from the 2013 summer movies
Have you been paying attention to what the movies have been saying — what the movies have really been saying — all summer? Here’s a refresher.
Planes review: crash commercialism
“Good” for nothing but the electronic babysitting of toddlers and fomenting consumer desire in impressionable children for the new line of made-in-China Dusty Crophopper extruded plastic. (new DVD/VOD US/Can)
Cinema du Sanity: the summer-of-despair issue
Disney’s Planes: Really? This is what we’ve come to? Christ Almighty. *sigh* Plus: What next? Bikes? Boats? just kill us now. Special Investigation: Planes, Cars, Turbo: all the same film? we look at the evid– oh, fuck it, what’s the point?
Disney wasting no time on that spectacle-over-story policy: here comes ‘Planes’
It’s like Cars, only… Nope, it’s just like Cars.
