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Secret Life of Pets

The Secret Life of Pets 2 movie review: gone to the dogs

Fri, May 31, 2019
1 comment

Underwhelming: episodic, a random collection of unconnected vignettes rather than one cohesive story. Inoffensive, but missing the first movie’s fantastical animals’ perspective on the human world.

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The Grinch movie review: he’s not much of a mean one, actually

Thu, Nov 08, 2018
14 comments

Candy-colored slapstick and kindergarten-level humor make this perfectly suitable for small children, and perfectly bland and inoffensive to the adults accompanying them. Somehow, I don’t think Dr. Seuss would entirely approve.

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Sing movie review: hey, kids, let’s put on a show!

Mon, Dec 19, 2016
4 comments

Smart, sweet, gently funny, with a wonderfully exuberant voice performance by Matthew McConaughey that hints at fresh new realms animated movies can reach.

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Robinson Crusoe (aka The Wild Life) movie review: castaway… you know, for kids!

Tue, Sep 06, 2016
8 comments

A bland electronic babysitter, suitable only for small children still distracted by bright colors, slapstick cartoon animals, and simplistic wordplay.

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The Secret Life of Pets movie review: dogs and cats living together…

Tue, Jul 05, 2016
3 comments

Charming. A cleverly constructed and amusingly rendered fantasy adventure that sings with a sweet, wistful devotion to home, family, and friendship.

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