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Sharlto Copley

daily stream: TFW the ETs are just kinda annoying and in the way

Fri, Sep 29, 2023
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2009’s District 9 is on Max in the US, Netflix in the UK…

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Beast (2022) movie review: he fights the lion

Thu, Sep 01, 2022
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Idris Elba fights a lion. This is what we are promised and this is what we get. The purity is sort of beautiful. But is it a failure of the movie, or a success, that it treats such nonsense earnestly?

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Gringo movie review: Mexican bland-off

Fri, Mar 09, 2018
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Woefully undeveloped characters, a thin yet convoluted plot, and a lack of humor in the black comedy. This is what it looks like when a hastily scribbled first draft goes straight into production.

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Free Fire movie review: guns a-boring

Mon, Apr 17, 2017
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A 90-minute shootout that never makes us care who lives and who dies. In attempting to send up a cinematic cliché, this only becomes a tedious example of same.

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Chappie movie review: robot icks

Thu, Mar 05, 2015
45 comments

A morally muddled mess that is convoluted in plot and appallingly simplistic in its themes. I am a sad geek today.

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Maleficent movie review: fatal enchantment… you know, for kids!

Wed, May 28, 2014
140 comments

Please leave your desire for a well-rounded story in the lockers provided, and keep your arms and legs inside the ride while it is in motion.

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Open Grave trailer: can’t not see this cuz Sharlto Copley

Fri, Nov 01, 2013
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I’m glad this looks interesting, because I’m gonna have to watch it no matter what.

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Elysium review: third world rock from the sun

Fri, Aug 23, 2013
33 comments

Neill Blomkamp cements his science-fiction credentials as a filmmaker with a genre vision the likes of which we haven’t seen since the socially conscious SF of the 1970s.

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Europa Report review: quest for fire (of knowledge)

Mon, Jul 29, 2013
28 comments

I didn’t think we were making movies like this anymore. Very near future. Hard science. Nothing fantastical. Space geekery galore, gorgeous and authentic.

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in a pressurized enviroment, they can hear you scream (Europa Report trailer)

Tue, May 21, 2013
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Yay! Sharlto Copley is back.

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