question of the weekend: Which fictional character would you adopt into your extended family to make gatherings more interesting?

Which fictional character would you adopt into your extended family to make gatherings more interesting? For me, this is a no-brainer: I’d invite the Doctor, my favorite Gallifreyan Time Lord, and not just for the selfish reason of having his company for myself. He’d have great stories to tell about his travels and adventures, and … more…