Ambulance movie review: dead on arrival
A screaming deluge of metal and rubber devoid of drama, suspense, and elegance. Instead it’s random vehicular chaos enacted with the same energy of a four-year-old smashing his toys into one another.
Transformers Age of Extinction
Bumblebee movie review: floats like a butterfly…
Nostalgic without being mindlessly retro; a sweet, heartfelt girl-and-her-alien-robot-car action-adventure buddy dramedy that hits all the right notes. Hailee Steinfeld is terrific, and there’s not a whiff of Michael Bay to be found.
curated: everything that’s wrong with Hollywood today.
This is ridiculous.
basically, Michael Bay is an idiot savant
I don’t mean that as a compliment, and I don’t think my fellow critic Tony Zhou does either…
remedying Michael Bay’s failure to adequately ogle Mark Wahlberg in Transformers
Stupid sexist Michael Bay.
Transformers: Age of Extinction movie review: Everyday Bayism
Rearranger of space and time Michael Bay has reached a level of aggressive self-actualization that perhaps no other human being has reached before.
no Transformers review from me today (but it and more reviews are coming over the weekend)
Including Snowpiercer! (Which I had to cheat a little to get access to.)
Transformers: Age of Extinction trailer: do they *promise* this franchise is about to go extinct?
Astonishingly, sexy blonde 19-year-old Nicola Peltz is actually playing Mark Wahlberg’s daughter, not his girlfriend. Progress!
what movies are you most looking forward to in 2014?
The calendar has turned, a new year is here, and it’s a good time to look ahead.
