things wot we learned from the 2013 summer movies
Have you been paying attention to what the movies have been saying — what the movies have really been saying — all summer? Here’s a refresher.
Turbo
Cinema du Sanity: the summer-of-despair issue
Disney’s Planes: Really? This is what we’ve come to? Christ Almighty. *sigh* Plus: What next? Bikes? Boats? just kill us now. Special Investigation: Planes, Cars, Turbo: all the same film? we look at the evid– oh, fuck it, what’s the point?
no Lone Ranger review from me for a while yet
Or The Heat. Or White House Down. Or Grown Ups 2. This is because these films don’t open in the U.K. for weeks and weeks still.
Turbo trailer: dude snail racing
A snail who wants to be a race car? Anyone can identify with that. A girl snail who wants to be a race car? Whoa, what is such madness?
