Have you been paying attention to what the movies have been saying — what the movies have really been saying — all summer? Here’s a refresher.
Disney’s Planes: Really? This is what we’ve come to? Christ Almighty. *sigh* Plus: What next? Bikes? Boats? just kill us now. Special Investigation: Planes, Cars, Turbo: all the same film? we look at the evid– oh, fuck it, what’s the point?
Or The Heat. Or White House Down. Or Grown Ups 2. This is because these films don’t open in the U.K. for weeks and weeks still.
A snail who wants to be a race car? Anyone can identify with that. A girl snail who wants to be a race car? Whoa, what is such madness?