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A million people care about what Ashton Kutcher thinks about everything. Actually, as of this writing, it’s 1,289,675 people now Following Kutcher on Twitter. Here’s a sample of the wit and wisdom bestowed upon those Followers: If there ever was a second coming of Christ and some lady came up to you and was like … more…
Makes me think of the recent Onion article headlined “Everything Taking Too Long”:
Short, succinct, hilarious. The man is a genius: (Follow Cleese on Twitter!)
So none of the tweets I sent to Twitter yesterday from my Orange mobile phone got posted. I don’t know whether this is a Twitter issue or an Orange issue, but the text messages did get sent. Somewhere between my phone and Twitter, they disappeared. Of course, I have not been saving sent messages, so … more…
That’s a headline from today’s Telegraph. Funniest thing I’ve read in ages. Just the headline, I mean — the story accompanying it is a perfectly balanced, unfunny news item — but the headline kills me. I’d have laughed even harder if my throat didn’t hurt so damn much.
My email in-box was just bombarded with notes informing me that Ned the piemaker, the girl named Chuck, fabric arts-loving PI Emerson Cod, itty-bitty waitress Olive Snook, and dead-dog Digby are now following me on Twitter. I, of course, reciprocated, and clicked “follow” on all their Twitter pages. It’s probably way too late to save … more…
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