movies matter | criticism by maryann johanson
Sun Apr 21 2013, 06:22pm | 10 comments
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So NOW is it okay for me to dress my warrior princess like she’s hosting a swimsuit competition?
Only if YOU dress like this.
All that was left of him after the battle were a set of genitals and one nipple.
…you don’t wanna see me dressed like that. For starters, there’s NO WAY I could look anywhere half-sane in THAT helmet. Ye Gods…
“Ha! Let’s see him disintegrate me with my disintegration-proof vest!” (zapped) (the only thing surviving is the vest) – Duck Dodgers
Sadly, the song “SexyBack” was playing on infinite loop in his head.
How terrible to go to all that effort and discover that everyone else is wearing the same boots.
I think it’s the sunglasses that seem oddest to me. I mean, he’s gone to a fair bit of trouble to look like a cheesecake fantasy hero… but the sunglasses just dominate everything else by being so out of place.
…and here I thought I was going to see Jeff Bridges in pointless armor.
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