caption this! image from ‘Furry Vengeance’Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun. “I told them no hazelnut! I swear that barista hates me”:
Summit Entertainment tells us about the movie: FURRY VENGEANCE is a live action family comedy in which an ambitious young real estate developer, Dan Sanders, faces off with a band of angry animals when his new housing subdivision pushes too far into a pristine part of the wilderness. Led by an incredibly clever raccoon, the animals stymie the development and teach our hero about the environmental consequences of man’s encroachment on nature. Also: The raccoon farts in Brendan Fraser’s face. It’s awesome. Furry Vengeance opens in the U.S. and Canada on April 30, and in the U.K. on May 7. Visit Furry Vengeance’s IMDB page or official site for more info. Caption away... support
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read morerelated· my outrage over the TechCrunch AOL ‘Source Code’ mess (aka: this is why we can’t have nice things) · the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Forks: Bitten by Twilight’ · April 30: DVD alternatives to this weekend’s multiplex offerings · trailer break: ‘Furry Vengeance’ · the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Furry Vengeance’ · question of the day: What movie are you most looking forward to in April? · Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (review) · because no one would believe it wasn’t a white man saving the world · Extraordinary Measures (review) · January 22: DVD alternatives to this weekend’s multiplex offerings bloggyprevious post: watch it: “Brian Cox Masterclass with Theo” next post: question of the day: What can we do to make movies and TV more environmentally friendly? |
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posted by Kenny (Thu Apr 22 10, 1:17AM)
The effort of pulling the Dalek's eye-stalk off with his bare hands had left him sweaty and tired enough to fall fast asleep on his handy steering wheel pillow.
posted by Jared (Thu Apr 22 10, 1:40AM)
"Oh God! This movie is so awful my face is melting!"
posted by Andy (Thu Apr 22 10, 2:25AM)
Damn it I asked for a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon not a double half decaffeinated half-caf, with lime.
posted by TommyB (Thu Apr 22 10, 5:19AM)
"Oh my god, coffee with holy water doesn't work!
This is my last exorcism on a possessed car ever!"
"Too much coffee, I'm stuck and my bladder is about to explooooooooooode!"
"Why didn't anyone tell me that japanese cars don't like country music!"
"Damn you Europeans! The coffee heater was set to 100 degrees Celsius, not Fahrenheit!"
posted by Michael (Thu Apr 22 10, 11:31AM)
"THIS IS NOT A JIFFY-POP AIRBAG!!"
posted by Bob DiPasquale (Thu Apr 22 10, 12:32PM)
Why did my wife insist I get a Toyota?!
You can put a number on how funny you and your captions are at humorq.com
posted by aquila6 (Thu Apr 22 10, 5:03PM)
"How does Roger Kumble keep getting work? How? HOW? HOW????"
posted by the rook (Thu Apr 22 10, 6:44PM)
the emergency waterbag was less than successful at protecting passengers in an accident.
posted by Jason M. (Fri Apr 23 10, 5:38AM)
"I was in Crash, goddammit. It was a movie for adults, very important. I drive a Dodge Stratus!"
posted by Overflight (Fri Apr 23 10, 1:18PM)
"GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THIS MOVIE!"