Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
“I told them no hazelnut! I swear that barista hates me”:
Summit Entertainment tells us about the movie:
FURRY VENGEANCE is a live action family comedy in which an ambitious young real estate developer, Dan Sanders, faces off with a band of angry animals when his new housing subdivision pushes too far into a pristine part of the wilderness. Led by an incredibly clever raccoon, the animals stymie the development and teach our hero about the environmental consequences of man’s encroachment on nature.
Also: The raccoon farts in Brendan Fraser’s face. It’s awesome.
Furry Vengeance opens in the U.S. and Canada on April 30, and in the U.K. on May 7.
Visit Furry Vengeance’s IMDB page or official site for more info.
Caption away…
The effort of pulling the Dalek’s eye-stalk off with his bare hands had left him sweaty and tired enough to fall fast asleep on his handy steering wheel pillow.
“Oh God! This movie is so awful my face is melting!”
Damn it I asked for a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon not a double half decaffeinated half-caf, with lime.
“Oh my god, coffee with holy water doesn’t work!
This is my last exorcism on a possessed car ever!”
“Too much coffee, I’m stuck and my bladder is about to explooooooooooode!”
“Why didn’t anyone tell me that japanese cars don’t like country music!”
“Damn you Europeans! The coffee heater was set to 100 degrees Celsius, not Fahrenheit!”
“THIS IS NOT A JIFFY-POP AIRBAG!!”
Why did my wife insist I get a Toyota?!
You can put a number on how funny you and your captions are at humorq.com
“How does Roger Kumble keep getting work? How? HOW? HOW????”
the emergency waterbag was less than successful at protecting passengers in an accident.
“I was in Crash, goddammit. It was a movie for adults, very important. I drive a Dodge Stratus!”