featured theatrical review




Tue May 22 12, 10:42PM | Disqus comments

Men in Black III (review)

A time travel plot can feel like a huge narrative swindle if not handled correctly. But there’s no big do-over button hovering over this tale. Nope: the timey-wimey stuff here is clever, funny, thrilling, even poignant.  | read it »

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Fri May 25 12, 2:13PM | Disqus comments
yellow for maybe

Free Men (Les hommes libres) (review)

I kept hoping to get caught up in this untold story of the French Resistance in more than a coolly intellectual way, but that never happened.  | read it »
Fri May 18 12, 11:46PM | Disqus comments
green for yes

2 Days in New York (review)

If there’s one thing I learned from Julie Delpy’s wonderfully eccentric dramedy, it’s that Parisians are as neurotic as New Yorkers. Who knew?  | read it »
Fri May 18 12, 11:11PM | Disqus comments
red for no

She Monkeys (Apflickorna) (review)

I’m struggling to find reasons to do more than merely coolly appreciate, from an emotional distance, the disagreeably detached dissection of young girls’ sexuality on offer...  | read it »
Fri May 18 12, 10:17PM | Disqus comments
red for no

The Raid (aka The Raid: Redemption) (Serbuan maut) (review)

It’s a movie, not the latest first-person shooter, but it might as well be.   | read it »
Thu May 17 12, 9:31PM | Disqus comments
red for no

The Dictator (review)

A stunning failure, certainly compared to Borat and Bruno. Sacha Baron Cohen is clearly aware of whom the targets of his satiric ire should be, but he couldn’t figure out how to make it work.  | read it »
Thu May 17 12, 6:27PM | Disqus comments
green for yes

Jeff, Who Lives at Home (review)

Those with a very low tolerance for indie quirk may find their patience tried, but I, who have been mixed on the Duplass Brothers and really hated their last film, kinda couldn’t help being charmed by this one.  | read it »
Mon May 14 12, 5:25PM | Disqus comments
red for no

Piranha 3DD (review)

Oh, I know, we’re not supposed to bother the beautiful minds of fanboys by pointing out the misogynist subtexts of their gorefests. It’s just a movie, boys will be boys, etc and so on. Well, tough shit...  | read it »
Thu May 10 12, 7:57PM | Disqus comments
red for no

Dark Shadows (review)

Hoorah for Tim Burton and the new nadir of narcissistic awfulness he achieves here. Dark Shadows dares to be nothing but the wisp of its own conceit.  | read it »
Wed May 09 12, 9:24PM | Disqus comments
green for yes

Beauty and the Beast 3D (review)

As with every other 3D conversion of older classic films, it’s the chance to see a wonderful movie once more up on the big screen that’s the real reason to revisit it.  | read it »

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openers

05.16-18 (U.S./Canada)
red for no Battleship
red for no The Dictator
red for no What to Expect When You're Expecting [trailer]
yellow for maybe The Samaritan (aka Fury)
question markHysteria [trailer]
question markPolisse [trailer]
05.16-18 (U.K.)
red for no The Dictator
green light2 Days in New York
red for no The Raid (aka The Raid: Redemption)
red for no She Monkeys (Apflickorna)
05.25 (U.S./Canada)
green lightMen in Black III
question markChernobyl Diaries [trailer]
green lightMoonrise Kingdom [trailer]
yellow for maybe The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (expanding wide)
05.23-25 (U.K.)
green lightMen in Black III
red for no What to Expect When You're Expecting [trailer]
green lightMoonrise Kingdom [trailer]
yellow for maybe Free Men (Les hommes libres)
red for no Tales of the Night
question markIron Sky [trailer]

box office

coming soon

06.01 (U.S./Canada)
question markSnow White and the Huntsman [trailer]
question markBattlefield America [trailer]
question markFor Greater Glory [trailer]
yellow for maybe A Cat in Paris
red for no Piranha 3DD
05.30-06.01 (U.K.)
question markPrometheus [trailer]
question markSnow White and the Huntsman [trailer]
question markLOL
question markTop Cat: The Movie [trailer]
red for no Himizu
06.08 (U.S./Canada)
question markPrometheus [trailer]
question markMadagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
red for no Bel Ami
question markSafety Not Guaranteed [trailer]
06.06-08 (U.K.)
green lightCasa de mi padre [trailer]
question markRed Tails [trailer]
question markA Fantastic Fear of Everything [trailer]
question markThe Pact [trailer]
question markIll Manors
question markThe Innkeepers
question markWoody Allen: A Documentary

decipher


gagged smiley my reaction under gag order for now
green light worth paying multiplex prices for
yellow light worth seeing, but wait for DVD, unless your favorite actor is in it
red light give it a miss
  E my review currently embargoed

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