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I am absolutely stunned to discover that I didn’t hate You Don’t Mess With the Zohan. I didn’t love it, but I didn’t hate it. It certainly was nothing like taking a bullet. Somewhere, a seal has broken, demons are unleashed, and some rough beast slouches toward Hollywood. It’s probably Adam Sandler vowing not to … more…
So this is probably a good time to explain why I see certain movies when reason and logic and a sense of self-preservation might seem to dictate otherwise. I get emails and comments along these lines all the time: Why do I bother seeing such-and-such when I know I’ll hate it, or if it’s not … more…
The Hollywood Reporter says the company is developing a new service “that will allow consumers to download movies onto portable devices in two minutes.” Got that? You have to get in your car and drive to a Blockbuster story — not forgetting to bring along a gadget that serves no other purpose other than transporting … more…
…that I’m not sorry the New York City backlot at Universal Studios was among the assets destroyed in the big fire there this weekend? The usual caveats: I’m glad no one was seriously hurt, it’s a good thing only duplicate video and film was lost, it’s a shame a lot of movie history has been … more…
Oh my god, I hates Steven Moffat. I hates him! Making us wait an entire week to find out what’s happening in the library… and with Dr. River Song? Bastard! I bet he makes us wait a whole lot longer than a week. Oh, sure, he’ll give us some resolution… but I suspect he’s setting … more…
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