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PaulW
PaulW
Tue, Jan 06, 2009 11:37am

I think Wal-Mart’s selling that in a combo pack with American Carol.

JoshDM
JoshDM
Tue, Jan 06, 2009 12:39pm

Who keeps approving Uwe Boll to do videogame adaptations (this one is as much an adaptation than LXG was of the “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” comic), and who keeps funding him?

STOP IT.

Patrick
Patrick
Tue, Jan 06, 2009 1:30pm

I work with someone who loved this movie and talked about it incessantly for a while. Yikes. What is Dave Foley doing in it?

Hdj
Hdj
Tue, Jan 06, 2009 3:00pm

I dunno who keeps finding Uwe, I’ve been asking for his job for years but they rather stick with his garbage directing skills, with that said I rented ” Return of the King : A dungeon siege story”, I had to know how bad it was.

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Tue, Jan 06, 2009 3:07pm

What is Dave Foley doing in it?

For one, walking around stark naked.

PaulW
PaulW
Tue, Jan 06, 2009 7:03pm

I dunno how much of this is real or urban legend, but Uwe Boll keeps getting work because of German tax laws regarding film-making: foreign investors apparently make MORE money if the movie’s a stinker than a reasonably well-made movie that gets between $40-80 million in the theaters.

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Wed, Jan 07, 2009 1:05am

Boll has apparently forced German to change this law so no one else can do the kind of damage he’s done to cinema.