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This is it! Today is Red Nose Day! I won’t promise I’ll stop bugging you to make donations to Comic Relief after today — I may keep that up over the weekend and into next week — but I promise that I will stop assaulting you with terrible photos of me wearing my red nose … more…
Actually worse than all the other horror flicks of recent vintage that assume that the audience is a vicarious sexual sadist.
It’s Thursday, and that means it’s time to remake an 80s classic TV show or movie with an all-new cast. This week: Tripods, the 1984-85 BBC/Seven Network young adult science fiction series based on the novels by John Christopher [Amazon U.S.] [Amazon U.K.]. (This week’s Dream Cast idea comes courtesy of Ken. If you have … more…
Red Nose Day is tomorrow. And I’m still making a public fool of myself all over New York City. Here I am, wearing my red nose outside the famous Borg cube of the Apple store on Fifth Avenue. Please support my foolishness by donating £5 (or whatever you can) to charity via Red Nose Day/Comic … more…
It’s all capes and vigilantism on the other side of the Atlantic, too: 1. Watchmen: £3.2 million (NEW) 2. Slumdog Millionaire: £1.3 million 3. Gran Torino: £1.2 million (3rd week; down 10%) 4. The Young Victoria: £1 million (NEW) 5. Bolt: £.98 million (4th week; drops 25%) (actual numbers, not estimates) Overall business in the … more…
From The Onion News Network, still America’s finest news source: via Amped Status
Red Nose Day is tomorrow. And I’m still making a public fool of myself all over New York City. Here I am, wearing my red nose outside the famous toy store FAO Schwartz. Please support my foolishness by donating £5 (or whatever you can) to charity via Red Nose Day/Comic Relief. You don’t have to … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Or, Hell Is Other People’s Housing Crisis. Or Final Foreclosure. Or Mortgagalypse. Try it, it’s fun! It’s always cause for celebration when Sam Raimi has a new movie for us. But Sam Raimi making a big-budget horror movie? This is a new, um, creature entirely. Can we … more…
In the comments section of the Patrick Goldstein L.A. Times piece I linked to the other day, the one about the gnashing-of-teeth that the box-office performance of Watchmen has ignited, one commenter posted this to explain the appeal (or not) of the film: It comes down to this: Do you mind watching a blue schlong … more…
Look at this photo. I look like hell. I look like I’m stoned or something. (I promise that I wasn’t.) I’ll never ever get another date again with this photo out there in the Internet ether. If I’m willing to post this hideous photo of me looking like something that would terrify small children and/or … more…
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