last thing I will tell you about ‘Wolverine’ that doesn’t violate the review embargo
I did not hate Ryan Reynolds in this movie. Shocking! My review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine is embargoed until 12:01am Friday, but look for it then.
Month: April 2009
5th thing I can tell you about ‘Wolverine’ that doesn’t violate the review embargo
Tim1974 is going to be really disappointed, because while Wolverine offers us a quick, at-a-distance, and-it’s-CGIed-anyway glimpse of mutant cock, there are no vulvas onscreen at all. My review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine is embargoed until 12:01am Friday, but look for it then.
4th thing I can tell you about ‘Wolverine’ that doesn’t violate the review embargo — and it’s TMI!
I would probably totally do Liev Schreiber (aka Sabretooth) before I’d do Hugh Jackman. It’s true! My review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine is embargoed until 12:01am Friday, but look for it then.
3rd thing I can tell you about ‘Wolverine’ that doesn’t violate the review embargo
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another thing I can tell you about ‘Wolverine’ that doesn’t violate the review embargo
I have a ticket to see the movie again with my geek posse on Saturday night — a ticket I bought before I even saw the movie this Tuesday — and it won’t at all be a chore to sit through it again. My review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine is embargoed until 12:01am Friday, but … more…
U.K. box office: Brits like ‘State of Play,’ even though they’ve already seen it
Nice. I dunno why British audiences seem to like grownup movies more than American audiences, except that I am clearly a biast Anglophile who thinks everything is better in England. What other explanation could there be: 1. State of Play: £1.5 million (NEW) 2. Monsters vs. Aliens: £1.08 million (4th week; drops 48%) 3. Fast … more…
1 thing I can tell you about ‘Wolverine’ that doesn’t violate the review embargo
After I saw the movie on Tuesday, I tweeted this: [MaryAnn Johanson] wildly enjoyed the cheezy-poof cinematic junk food that is “Wolverine,” and volunteers to lick the cheezy-poof residue off Hugh Jackman (Everyone who follows me on Twitter gets my instant post-screening reaction to a movie.) My review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine is embargoed until … more…
watch it: “Steve Eves’ Saturn V Launch”
So this dude Steve Eves launched his own one-tenth-scale Saturn rocket. So totally cool. We’re close to a real-life Astronaut Farmer soon. If and when we get back to the moon, it ain’t gonna be NASA or the Chinese or the Indians, it’s gonna be a private group. Probably financed by Bill Gates, but still. … more…
May 1: DVD alternatives to this weekend’s multiplex offerings
We all know how it is. You’d like to get out to see a new movie this weekend, but you neglected to buy Wolverine tickets two weeks ago and anyway, that Maypole you erected in the yard ain’t gonna dance around itself. But you can have something close to that multiplex experience at home with … more…
on ‘Wolverine’ and embargoes
I’m still being told by Fox that I should not post my review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine till tomorrow, May 1. This is unimaginably frustrating to me, especially when I see that many critics have already posted their reviews… including some of the very critics who attended the same screening I did on Tuesday morning. … more…
