Fighting (review)

The first rule of *Fighting* is: You don’t talk about *Fighting.* So please just pretend you can hear me giggling derisively instead.

no Dream Cast again this week

The response to my Dream Cast feature has been so lackluster of late that I wonder if everyone is tiring of it. So I feel no compunction whatsoever in skipping it again this week. If you want to check out the previous installments in the series, you can find them here. I dunno if the … more…

Earth (review)

It’s not that this lovely-to-look-at nature documentary is bad: it’s just that it’s completely redundant as a film. Adapted from the 11-part BBC nature series Planet Earth — which has been available on DVD for eons — it feels as truncated as it is, cut down in an unforgivable fashion from the grand, sweeping story … more…

The Onion smacks Michael Bay

Not that it’s hard. But it is funny: LOS ANGELES—In the largest deal ever made to shit out a movie, Warner Bros. and director Michael Bay announced a landmark $50 million agreement this week to monumentally fuck up ThunderCats. “I couldn’t be more excited to completely fuck this up,” said Bay, who plans to begin … more…

watch it: “DFH”

Are we really debating, as a culture, whether torture is wrong? (In case you don’t know what “DFH” stands for, be aware that the “F” is NSFW.) via Cup O’ Joe

trailer break: ‘Obsessed’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Gee, you fuck a temp once in a bathroom stall, and suddenly she thinks there’s something going on. What is it with these crazy-ass chicks? Also: WTF is that “You’re a temp?” supposed to mean? Temps can’t be hot? WTF is with that “Always nice to have … more…