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die hard is a xmas movie | by maryann johanson

question of the day: Are Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog the same person?

I’ve never thought about this before, and why would I: No one seems to want to talk about it. I think that fact alone is a serious indication that something nefarious is afoot.

Listen: Have Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog ever been seen in public together? Is there any evidence at all that they are not, in fact, the same man– er, frog– um, sentinent person-type creature?

I dare you to find any.

I dare you to examine the mountain of evidence crack investigator Fred ferdalump at the LiveJournal ohnotheydidn’t has assembled that slams the lid on the airtight case that Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog are, in fact, one and the same. This is but a tiny sample:

It’s spooky, I tell ya. Something weird is up.

I ask you, my fellow Americans, and all good Welshmen and amphibians too: Are Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog the same person?

Next: Are Russell Crowe and Grover the same adorable hairy monster?

Weird.

(This question comes via a post at A Million Things That Bug Me. If you have a suggestion for a QOTD, feel free to email me.)



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