Huh. And here I thought there was an official unofficial moratorium are packing nonlunch things in pseudo retro lunch boxes if they didn’t actually have some sort of nostalgic value for the cohort of today’s consumers who once carried their bologna sandwiches to school in the 1960s and 70s in tin containers emblazoned with cartoon characters.
I guess here’s why this lunch box contains the 2004 direct-to-DVD horror flick Blue Demon: because it stars those Xer icons Dedee Pfeiffer and Randall Batinkoff in their classic roles as Drs. Nathan and Marla Collins:
shark experts working on a top-secret government project: to protect our shorelines by creating controlled shark patrols. When their project is sabotaged, the mutant great white sharks are released into American waterways. Out among the general population the smartest of the sharks, Red Dog, carries a neutron bomb on a mission to blow up the Golden Gate Bridge.
The other DVD in the box, of course, is 2005’s Hammerhead, about the “brilliant but misguided scientist” — oh, is there any other kind? — “banished to a remote island [when] his stem cell research and DNA manipulation give birth to horrifying results.” This was called Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy when it aired on the Sci Fi Channel. Put anything from the Sci Fi Channel in a lunch box, and geeks are legally required to purchase it.