the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Guys Gone Wild: College Boys Exposed – Platinum Edition’

I bet there’s blatant naked cocks all over this one. I’m so tired of seeing the male body exploited like this.

Our cameras caught up with the freshest young meat on campus to see what really goes on in college dorm rooms. From shy, bookish boys to rowdy frat guys, these hot young hunks are away from home for the first time and ready to get down. Set loose on Spring Break, these tan, ripped bad boys can t wait to whip it out and get themselves off for our cameras. Packed with all-real, uncensored action, it’s Guys Gone Wild: College Boys Exposed!

Yup, this is what I fantasize about: meat. A nice big juicy steak… yum.

Oh, that’s not what they’re talking about?

Somehow, this is even sadder than girls gone wild. Unless it was guys being enticed to show their bank balances and their fancy sports cars, this isn’t even a peer-pressure induced display of the superficial qualities that are alleged to go into sexual attraction. I mean, guys are the ones who are supposed to be so visually oriented, right? So what would induce guys to disrobe on camera? And who would want to watch that?

Unless… No! This isn’t meant to be homoqueerical, is it? Do you think all that innocent college-boy meat knows that?

This is apparently part of a series. And there’s a Web site, too. Hoorah.

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Wed, Aug 05, 2009 3:56am

“superficial qualities that are alleged to go into sexual attraction”

how come then girls go so nuts with male strippers? I’ve seen them, it’s much worse than guys with female strippers who at least are able to keep their hands to themselves

Tonio Kruger
Tonio Kruger
Wed, Aug 05, 2009 1:24pm

Then again most female strippers are in the company of huge male bouncers who have the power to throw people out of the club if they get out of hand.

And even then some women in that profession would argue that in spite of the bouncers, not everyone they deal with is a perfect gentlemen.

At least, that’s what I hear from certain confidential sources.

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