watch it: “Christian Side Hug”

by MaryAnn Johanson

Wed, Nov 25, 2009

8 comments

Rappers for Jesus. Terrifying:

Gimme that Christian side hug!

(via AlterNet)

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bats :[

Wed, Nov 25, 2009 5:41pm

Darth Vader called; he wants his Imperial March back.

Mimi

Wed, Nov 25, 2009 8:06pm

Wait, what? Is this real? Did they just say, “Democratic shift in the Connngress! Democratic shift in the Connngress!”??? Followed shortly thereafter by “”Til you say I do, no front-huggin’, no PDA”??? REALLY???

Kensai

Wed, Nov 25, 2009 9:39pm

Sweet JEBUS protect me from your followers!

Tonio Kruger

Wed, Nov 25, 2009 10:47pm

Whatever.

Maybe it’s a Catholic thing but I prefer to give my hugs the old-fashioned way. And none of the religious people in my life have complained yet…

PJK

Thu, Nov 26, 2009 1:42am

You know rap is dead when the fundamentalist Christians adopt it as their means of sending out the message!

Shaun

Thu, Nov 26, 2009 6:54am

You can get pregnant from front-huggin yo!

Bongwater

Thu, Nov 26, 2009 7:08pm

That makes a nice trilogy with Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine and Renewed Mind Is The Key.

StevenM

Sat, Nov 28, 2009 1:50am

I attempted to watch the above embedded video but when I clicked “play” my computer made a screechy sound and displayed this message:

Fatal System Error
Vista cannot assimilate any more of this shit. Please, for the love of information technology, kill me.

Press any key to end my suffering.

… It wasn’t easy, but I think it was the right thing to do. I’m writing this from my neighbor’s computer. I never got to see the whole video, is it good? Should I begin Christian Side Hugging all the local thugs in anticipation of its sweeping the nation? Man, I’m gonna look so cool.