A brief list of all the Star Trek phrases, terms, and dialogue that are funnier if you think like a horny 12-year-old boy or a hornier 27-year-old fan-fiction-writing girl… no pornification required!
captain’s log
beam me up
where no man has gone before
wormhole
resistance is futile
“Damn it, Jim!”
engage
fully functional
phasers on stun
assimilate this
“I am not a merry man!”
line of duty
“Please state the nature of the medical emergency.”
“These are people, not robots.”
“This is a military vessel, not a pleasure craft.”
“That’s justice, not malevolence.”
“They’re Klingons, not kittens.”
“You’re a doctor, not a first-contact specialist.”
warp factor 10
Feel free to add your own: it’s fun!
“Damnit Jim, I’m a Doctor not a Prostitute!”
Haha… I think the cover might not be appropriate, given that all the sexual tension in the original series was between Spock Kirk and McCoy.
Also, dammit! Silver bikinis do not equal alien sex idols. A horny 12 year old really could do better.
How could you leave out Scotty’s famous “But, Captain, I’m giving her all she’s got!”
Ever heard the Sexy Data Tango? It’s about the Next Generation episode where Data gets laid, and it has some of the dirtiest technobabble you’ll ever hear.
I think Voltaire (not that Voltaire) gathered all the sophomoric dirty ST imagery together in his seminal “Sexy Data Tango”.
Fully functional and anatomically correct, indeed.
What episode was that in? :->
You all might find this amusing, then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY
I love that song, and am compelled to post it here so others may enjoy it. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYrlt3CyaE
What about that Risian statue that you put on display to ahem attract attention?
At the very least they have to be gold…
Or yellow with a bit of glitter if you’re on a budget.