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The weather forecast across the U.S. for this weekend suggests that much of the country will experience summerlike conditions, with temperatures in the 80s in many places. The U.K. looks set to have a weekend of sun and temps in the 60s (or the upper teens Celsius). It looks like a perfect weekend for playing … more…
The first rule of *Fighting* is: You don’t talk about *Fighting.* So please just pretend you can hear me giggling derisively instead.
The response to my Dream Cast feature has been so lackluster of late that I wonder if everyone is tiring of it. So I feel no compunction whatsoever in skipping it again this week. If you want to check out the previous installments in the series, you can find them here. I dunno if the … more…
Well, lookee that — nothing new can trump the cartoon juggernaut: 1. Monsters vs. Aliens: £2 million (3rd week; drops 27%) 1. Fast & Furious: £1.9 million (2nd week; drops 61%) 3. 17 Again: £1.8 (2nd week; drops 31%) 4. I Love You, Man: £1.1 million (NEW) 5. Crank: High Voltage: £.55 million (NEW) (actual … more…
We all know how it is. You’d like to get out to see a new movie this weekend, but you can’t find a babysitter or you are the babysitter or you know that the gorgeous weather most of the U.S. is promised for this weekend means you won’t want to do anything but sit on … more…
It’s not that this lovely-to-look-at nature documentary is bad: it’s just that it’s completely redundant as a film. Adapted from the 11-part BBC nature series Planet Earth — which has been available on DVD for eons — it feels as truncated as it is, cut down in an unforgivable fashion from the grand, sweeping story … more…
Not that it’s hard. But it is funny: LOS ANGELES—In the largest deal ever made to shit out a movie, Warner Bros. and director Michael Bay announced a landmark $50 million agreement this week to monumentally fuck up ThunderCats. “I couldn’t be more excited to completely fuck this up,” said Bay, who plans to begin … more…
Are we really debating, as a culture, whether torture is wrong? (In case you don’t know what “DFH” stands for, be aware that the “F” is NSFW.) via Cup O’ Joe
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Gee, you fuck a temp once in a bathroom stall, and suddenly she thinks there’s something going on. What is it with these crazy-ass chicks? Also: WTF is that “You’re a temp?” supposed to mean? Temps can’t be hot? WTF is with that “Always nice to have … more…
Perhaps only America, Land of the Lawsuit, could have throw up this story: Channel Four claimed a landmark victory yesterday when a US judge ruled that Ali G, the character created by Sacha Baron Cohen, is so absurd that “no reasonable person” would take him literally. Heddi Cundle, a British-born woman who now lives in … more…
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