Is this new bill called the Torches and Pitchforks Act of 2010? The Directive for the Prevention of the Revolt of the Peasants? Cuz there’d better finally be some major blood — of a figurative sort, of course — and fines that look like the GDP of small African nations. Or I call for tarring and feathering and running out of town, for a start…
No, it sounds like this bill has nothing to say about punishing the evil bastards who nearly crashed the global economy. Rob a bank, you go to jail. Use your bank to rob the planet, not only do you not even get a slap on the wrist, you get a fat bonus and continued employment. Hoorah!
