question of the weekend: If you came with a warning label, what would it say?

Via Facebook, the source of much modern pop philosophy:

If you came with a warning label, what would it say?

Mine would probably say, “Warning: May cause irritation.”

Oh, and feel free to tell me what other warning labels I need.

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