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Just when you think the shamelessness and the senselessness of Hollywood can’t possibly get any shamelesser or senselesser, Variety is there to correct this misapprehension: Paramount has snagged an untitled action/comedy pitch from the scripting team of Will Block and Jake Emanuel for Lorenzo Di Bonaventura to produce. Story is based on the framework from … more…
Lo and behold and WTF, here’s adorkable Jay Baruchel getting molested by dancing mops as the literal replication of a 70-year-old cartoon forces its way into a movie where it clashes tonally, interrupts the plot, and just plain makes no sense.
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Okay, so: Girl wolves wear flowers behind their ears. Perfectly normal and natural. But how are we supposed to be able to tell the other wolves are male? Where are their beer cans? Or their beer guts? How are we to know the male wolves are male … more…
I thought the IHOP/Despicable Me connection was a tenuous one — you may have seen the ads on American TV in which little yellow blobby Minions are chowing down on pancakes — but even if IHOP is disgusting, at least there’s something endlessly cute about watching Minions do anything. But MasterCard prepaid credit cards featuring … more…
My mind is blown. It is. Just not quite as blown as I was expecting it to be.
Christopher Nolan looks quite a bit like Leonardo DiCaprio.
A little bit NSFW. Remember the puppet sex scene in Team America: World Police? Like that. (video after the jump) Puppet High – watch more funny videos (via Cinematical)
Available for purchase at Woot. (Thanks to reader David for the heads-up. If you stumble across a cool Doctor Who thing, feel free to email me with a link.)
I do not care which celebrity married which other celebrity this past weekend in a glamorous but low-key ceremony in an elegant and exotic spot favored by the jet-set.
I debated with myself for quite a while: Should I endure *The Human Centipede (First Sequence)*? I knew I wouldn’t be able to unwatch it afterward…
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