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And crap reigns supreme in general: 1. Clash of the Titans: $61.2 million (NEW) 2. Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too: $29.3 million (NEW) 3. How to Train Your Dragon: $29 million (2nd week; drops 34%) 4. The Last Song: $16 million (NEW) 5. Alice in Wonderland: $8.2 million actual numbers, not estimates … more…
It’s not a real trailer but a collection of clips assembled, trailer-wise, from a real movie made in 1984 by Tom Schiller that was never released, even though it starred Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd, as well as Zach Galligan, who had just starred in the huge hit Gremlins: See this recent piece in L.A. … more…
Are you lookin’ at me? Cuz I don’t see anybody else here. Dudes are some badass dudes, okay? Do. Not. Mess with them. They will fuck your shit up. They are done following orders. They are done being good citizens and good serfs. It is time to take the power of righteous fury into their … more…
I saw the headline, and I knew that the Force was not with us today: Lucasfilm plans ‘Star Wars’ sitcom It’s like an Imperial dispatch that’s actually a trap, via Variety: Lucasfilm confirmed Monday it is developing a new animated “Star Wars” sitcom. No network or start date has been set for the laffer. Jennifer … more…
Micmacs (now playing in the U.K. and available to preorder on Region 2 DVD; opens in the U.S. and Canada on May 28), in which French comedian Dany Boon is a guy with a bullet in his head on a quest to destroy the weapons manufacturer who made the bullet. It’s from Jean-Pierre Jeunet — … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… I’ve always said that when I got around to writing my “what if I got myself artificially knocked up just before I met the man of my dreams” rom-com, I would be sure to include a scene in which a crippled dog chews up the preggers testing … more…
It gets a big fat oh-no! for trying to ride on Clash of the Titans’ coattails, of course, but also for this: It stars Hulk Hogan as Zeus. Excuse me: It stars “renowned WWE wrestler Terry ‘Hulk’ Hogan”: Starring renowned WWE wrestler Terry “Hulk” Hogan as the King of the Gods, Zeus, this action-packed movie … more…
I was so excited to learn this, via a shitty spam comment that I just deleted: Hi, We’ve browsed through your reviews and thought that they are really original and interesting! We would like to invite you to publish your reviews on [a site with no traffic that obviously no one reads], which provides an … more…
OMG, have you heard? Rielle Hunter is going on Oprah to reveal all about her affair with John Edwards! What do you think she’ll say? Oh gosh, do you think she’ll — *gasp* — say they totally had sex and stuff? OMG, have you read the X-rated texts Tiger Woods’ mistress Joslyn James has made … more…
Tons of spoilers. Don’t read until you’ve seen the episode.
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