Seth Green, actor and nonentity in Hollywood’s CGI heaven
Have you read Connie Willis’s novel Remake? Danged if this news — regarding Seth Green’s performance in Mars Needs Moms — doesn’t sound like what Willis was warning us about…
Have you read Connie Willis’s novel Remake? Danged if this news — regarding Seth Green’s performance in Mars Needs Moms — doesn’t sound like what Willis was warning us about…
What if you and your most superbly geeky bestest friend ever met an alien? I mean a real life honest-to-Carl Sagan extry terrestrial. What if? You would plotz. You would. Like Nick Frost’s Clive does here, you would giggle like a loon and then faint, out cold from the sheer splendidness of this happenstance. I know I would.
With Marsha Brady!
It would be totally typical of my luck if, for some bizarre reason, Doctor Who was to air in the U.S. first, just after I’ve made the move to the U.K. What else did they think I came here for?!
It’s Moby Dick. On land. With dragons. What could go wrong?
A classic conundrum, says reader Bruce: risk being known as the fool who agreed to take over as captain of the Titanic in mid-sink or, if you succeed in turning the $65 million debacle around, become the greatest savior in show biz history.
Something sweet and funny to get you over the hump of Wednesday…
I’ll see the film on Friday, at a first showing, and have a review up asap afterward… hopefully by around 5pm London time.
It was the 80s. Novelty songs were cluttering up the charts. I apologize on behalf of the entire decade.
Guillermo del Toro refuses to make a PG-13 horror movie, and Universal freaks out…