terrible movie quotes: ‘Fast Five’ (aka ‘Fast & Furious 5: Rio Heist’)
“11 million? Sounds like a whole lotta vaginal activity to me.” –Roman (Tyrese Gibson), and others…
Year: 2011
‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: the Doctor crashed the royal wedding
I’m surprised the Doctor wasn’t officially invited to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, particularly after he saved Buckingham Palace — and all of London — from being nuked from orbit by Starship Titanic. But he managed to make an appearance anyway…
Osama bin Laden is dead, and The Rock knew about it first: coincidence?
The Rock tweets about bin Laden’s death before anyone knew about it. Someone call Michael Bay… or did that already happen?
watch it: “Hitler reacts to the news that Osama bin Laden was killed”
This is one of the best examples of the meme I’ve seen yet — watch it before it gets pulled from YouTube — with a killer punchline.
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘America’s Cutest Dog’
This is wrong on so many levels I barely know where to begin. I’ll try to contain my rage as I count the ways…
trailer break: ‘Something Borrowed’
I know the movie is going to fully expect me to find its shittery charming and funny and wise and heartwarming. *grrr*
question of the day: Are there too many crime dramas on TV?
The BBC’s highly rated crime drama Zen, which starred Rufus Sewell as a cop in Italy, was recently cancelled… because the BBC doesn’t want to get overloaded with crime dramas… or with shows focusing on male protagonists. Wow…
Alex Pettyfer slams Hollywood; big ‘Harry Potter’ spoiler in trailer; Hollywood gender gap still gapping; more: leftover links
Plus: Atlas Shrugged producer gives up on sequels, unless he hasn’t…
‘Doctor Who’ blogging: “Day of the Moon”
I’m really coming to hate Steven Moffat — and by “hate” I mean love, of course — for being such a sneakier, teasinger bastard with each passing week. I want to say that this episode opens up more questions than it answers… except that I’m not sure it answers any questions at all!
William & Kate (review)
If you’re gonna do a WB-esque royal-wedding cash-in movie, you have to give it a fair shot. Where is the dream sequence? I fully expected to see Kate go all Buffy on some shuffling hoards of zombie paparazzi. But it’s nowhere to be found in William & Kate. How mysterious.
