watch it: Mike the zoo tiger greets a regular human visitor
Here, kitty, kitty…
Year: 2011
great movie quotes: ‘Killing Bono’
“I’m off to London to become world famous!” –Neil (Ben Barnes)
great movie quotes: ‘Paul’
“Was that Klingon? You psychotic nerd.” –Paul (Seth Rogen) to Clive (Nick Frost)
great movie quotes: ‘The Lincoln Lawyer’
“You’ve got more balls than a Chinese ping-pong tournamant.” –Val (John Leguizamo) to Mick (Matthew McConaughey)
great movie quotes: ‘Rango’
“No man can walk out of his own story.” –the Spirit of the West (Timothy Olyphant)
great movie quotes: ‘The Green Hornet’
“We’re renegade superheroes and that’s a lot of stress in fact, but you didn’t have to freak out.” –Britt Reid/The Green Hornet (Seth Rogen)
‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: Procrastinate!
Unlike yesterday’s Doctor Who T-shirt, which I neglected to post until after the opportunity to purchase it had passed, here’s one you can get your fannish mitts on… but only through Sunday, April 10…
Rio (review)
So tediously familiar that I could barely remember most of it after I left the cinema. I’m exaggerating just a tad, but even if I didn’t remember it, I could have told you what it was about anyway, because it deviates not one whit from the formula that we’ve come to understand is somehow “essential” for “family” movies…
trailer break: ‘The Hangover Part II’ (the one you can’t see in theaters)
Look, it’s just like The Hangover, except instead of a baby, there’s a monkey. Oh oh and the monkey sucks on the fake boner, which is just — hoo! — hilarious.
question of the day: What would be the ultimate awful summer movie?
The blockbuster season is creeping up on us, and with it comes the specter of really really terrible movies. It’s as inevitable as sunburn, sand in your sneakers, and mosquito bites. My ultimate awful summer movie? I imagine it might look something like this…
