watch it: “Qwest – Every Movie”
“All rooms have every movie ever made in any language anytime, day or night.”
Year: 2011
things you need to know: Amazon is better than Netflix and Redbox, you dumbass
You think you’re all hip and modern and 21st-century and what have you with your streaming and your little red envelopes of DVDs coming to your mailbox. Ha. Amazon wants you to know: You ain’t shit, dude.
Doctor Who thing of the day: handy-dandy chart of all the things the Doctor has said are below the Earth’s crust
It neglects to include Torchwood: Miracle Day’s The Blessing, but I bet even the Doctor is going to just pretend it doesn’t exist.
Abduction (trailer)
Ooo ooo ooo! It’s I Am Number Jason Bourne Babies Goes to Hogwarts!
question of the day: Is the Hollywood Walk of Fame a relic of yesteryear… and how could we update it?
Jon Cryer got a star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood yesterday. I’ve got nothing against the guy, but I thought: How quaint! Walk of Fame? So 1950s.
London photo of the day: pleasant homes in Holland Park
Lovely old pastel-painted houses in the Holland Park section of Kensington.
Drive (great movie quote)
“My hands are a little dirty.” –the Driver (Ryan Gosling) “So are mine.” –Bernie the unlikely gangster (Albert Brooks)
Fright Night (great movie quotes)
“That’s a terrible vampire name. ‘Jerry’?” –Charley (Anton Yelchin)… and more…
Colombiana (terrible movie quotes)
“You must expect the unexpected — she’s like mist under a door.” –Marco (Jordi Mollà), about Cataleya (Zoe Saldana)… and more…
I Don’t Know How She Does It (terrible movie quote)
“Trying to be a man is a waste of a woman.” –Kate Reddy (Sarah Jessica Parker)
