“That’s a terrible vampire name. ‘Jerry’?” –Charley (Anton Yelchin)
“He’s the fucking shark from Jaws.” –Ed (Christopher Mintz-Plasse), about Jerry the vampire (Colin Farrell)
“Oh shit, I may not be drunk enough for this.” –Peter (David Tennant), upon the occasion of vampire hunting
“I repel you with the power of Christ the Lord!” –Charley
“Do you? Really?” –Jerry
“Last time I called the cops they nearly all went to Chili’s together.” –Charley, about Jerry schmoozing the cops
Fright Night, screenwriters: Marti Noxon, Tom Holland
