question of the day: What is your weapon of choice for the upcoming zombie apocalypse?

Today’s question comes from reader FormerlyKnownAsBill in comments, who wants to know:
What is your weapon of choice for the upcoming zombie apocalypse?

I’m gonna go with the impenetrable bunker and a year’s worth of food, water, and diversionary activities to pass the time till a cure is found.

You?

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