question of the day: Why are sequels so often unimaginatively named?

Star Trek Into Darkness

We’ve got two movies opening soon-ish that are sequels to other films, yet have eschewed the usual boring Blow ’Em Up 3: The Explosioning sort of titles. Star Trek Into Darkness actually makes you think about the fact that the “trek” part of the title is actually a verb. And yes, A Good Day to Die Hard sounds as if it, too, might be a Star Trek movie focusing on Klingons, but at least it’s trying to do something fresh with its title.
Is it just me? Am I the only one mystified by why more sequels aren’t more creatively titled? I get that there’s supposed to be name recognition built into a film’s title if it’s a sequel, but these two titles demonstrate that there’s still room for some fun. And yet we hardly ever see that sort of fun happening.

Why are sequels so often unimaginatively named? How might you rename some sequel titles to ramp up the fun? What sequel titles would you invent for films you’d like to see?

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Ide Cyan
Ide Cyan
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 8:30am

Electric Boogaloo backlash?

Bob
Bob
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 10:55am

Going back a bit fot this one-but how about ”Even Worse Day At Black Rock”?

Beowulf
Beowulf
reply to  Bob
Thu, Jan 31, 2013 9:33pm

“The Even More Final Solution.”

Stephanie C.
Stephanie C.
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 11:01am

 that was what I came here to suggest.

Stefanie
Stefanie
reply to  Stephanie C.
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 1:39pm

Me too, although I would be delighted if every “Part 2” sequel had “Electric Boogaloo” in the title. (We’d have to figure out something else equally odd for the “Part 3” sequels.) I figure I’m in the minority on that, though.

RogerBW
RogerBW
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 11:43am

Originality is precious, and must be rationed.

Danielm80
Danielm80
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 1:06pm

The worst title I’ve seen recently is The Last Exorcism Part II.

Joe Astalfa
reply to  Danielm80
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 3:36pm

 That’s no worse than “The Last Seduction II”.  LoL.

MisterAntrobus
MisterAntrobus
reply to  Danielm80
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 9:19pm

 I kinda hoped they would keep making sequels to I Know What You Did Last Summer . . . After I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, I was hoping for You May Think I’ve Forgotten What You Did Last Summer, But You’d Be Wrong, or I Also Know What You Did Last Summer, or I’m Pretty Sure I Know What You’re Going to Do This Summer. . . . followed five years later by a remake/reboot/sequel just called Last Summer.

Danielm80
Danielm80
reply to  MisterAntrobus
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 9:35pm

 I don’t usually post a comment just to say, “That’s funny.” But: Hee.

Beowulf
Beowulf
reply to  Danielm80
Thu, Jan 31, 2013 9:32pm

Ditto.

Overflight
Overflight
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 1:25pm

I dunno what alternatives I’d propose at the moment but I’d like to propose a moratorium on the following stock sequel subtitles: Redemption, Retaliation, Retribution, (The) Revenge, Revelation(s), (the) Return…

…actually, just ban every single subtitle that begins with the letters “Re”.  As well as Ascension, (The) Rise (Of), Origin(s) and Uprising.

Sum1314g
Sum1314g
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 1:42pm

And The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia :P

KEAplin
KEAplin
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 2:19pm

I think there are basically two reasons for the problem. A) creativity in any form is hard and ii) ‘they’ (whomever names films) don’t think enough about possible sequels when naming the first film.  I’m thinking of an example from literature. Robert Lynn Asprin has a delightful series of humorous fantasy whose titles play on the word ‘myth’. But the first book he wrote he called ‘Another Fine Myth’ (playing on the oft-used line from Laurel & Hardy of course). Later he wrote that if he had thought about it more, he would have named the first book ‘Myth Conceptions’ and named the sequel…’Another Fine Myth’. I think moviemakers are in the same boat and just don’t think about future possibilities at the beginning. Or… they don’t want to sound conceited (or hex it) by naming the film with an obvious followup.

Karl Morton IV
Karl Morton IV
reply to  KEAplin
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 8:37pm

Considering how much studio indifference the original “Planet of the Apes” series had to contend with, those films got named surprisingly creatively.

Paul Wartenberg
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 2:32pm

It all goes back to the day Coppola wanted the second Godfather to be titled Godfather Part II (the first time a sequel was numbered) instead of something like the Rise And Fall Of the Corleones.

Titling movies is harder than it looks.  There’s only so many times you can use “Electric Boogaloo” as a subheading.

Bluejay
Bluejay
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 2:43pm

Perhaps sequel-makers figure that numerals keep the story order straight in viewers’ heads, and help them avoid unintentionally skipping ahead. Years from now, glancing at a list of videos to rent, how am I supposed to know which comes first: A Good Day to Die Hard, Die Hard with a Vengeance, or Live Free and Die Hard? Which would a casual first-time Harry Potter viewer queue up first: Order of the Phoenix, Goblet of Fire, or Chamber of Secrets? Yes, there are easy ways of finding out, but I suppose slapping a numeral on the title makes it virtually effort-free.

I do appreciate creative titles. Marvel is going the boring numeral route, but DC has discovered that you don’t need “Superman” or “Batman” in the title of Superman or Batman movies. Amazing!

Martin
Martin
reply to  Bluejay
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 3:41pm

Since I sort my DVD collection in alphabetical order, I would appreciate movie series being titled alphabetically.

Every time I see Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure coming before Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey, my inner OCD screams at me.

Paul
reply to  Martin
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 12:50am

I started writing a series of Chinese historical detective stories a number of years ago, and having had terrible trouble trying to get van Gulik’s Judge Dee stories in the right order, I decided that from the very beginning I would title the books alphabetically.

Needless to say, my agent couldn’t interest a publisher in the first book, Absent Heads, let alone its never-completed sequel Betrothal Gifts, so all my (OCD-driven) plans came to naught.

bronxbee
bronxbee
reply to  Paul
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 1:55am

obviously, martha grimes has the same tendency (all of her titles are alphabetical)

and Carole nelson Douglas also tried the same thing with her
Midnight Louie series of mysteries.

Paul
reply to  bronxbee
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 5:57am

Well, I salute them! (If a little enviously)

Ide Cyan
Ide Cyan
reply to  Paul
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 7:04am

One could have fun writing a series with titles going: First Book!, Unfinished: A Sequel, Comeback, Keep Going… and so forth.

MisterAntrobus
MisterAntrobus
reply to  Bluejay
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 9:28pm

To be fair, some of the Marvel heroes didn’t have quite the same instant familiarity as Superman or Batman. Just seeing an image of either of them in costume would tip nearly any American of any age. Before 2008, I’m not sure you could have said the same thing about Iron Man or The Mighty Thor.

Dr. Rocketscience
Dr. Rocketscience
reply to  MisterAntrobus
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 10:13pm

Spiderman certainly has Superman/Batman-level name recognition.  The best that series got was The Amazing Spiderman. That was at least consistent with Marvel’s habit to adding adjectives to book titles (not to mention The Incredible Hulk), though I’ve never figured out how the X-men were “uncanny”.

Iron Man had plenty of name recognition for its sequels, even if it lacked it for its first outing.

Thor, otoh, is avoiding numbers with Thor: the Dark World.

RogerBW
RogerBW
reply to  Bluejay
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 1:01am

I think the ease-of-use argument may go in waves – everyone expected the fourth Terminator film to be Terminator IV: (subtitle).

Beowulf
Beowulf
reply to  Bluejay
Thu, Jan 31, 2013 9:30pm

Well, those were the titles of the Harry Potter BOOKS, weren’t they?
 
Wouldn’t most fans of the novels know which were which? She didn’t call them Harry Potter III or IV, did she?

(Sorry, I got a bargain on “?” this week.)

Bluejay
Bluejay
reply to  Beowulf
Thu, Jan 31, 2013 9:52pm

Yes, yes, I know. I was using them as an example of a bunch of non-numeraled titles that a casual first-time Harry Potter viewer would need to take some time to sort out — not necessarily when the film is in theaters, but sometime later, say, when queuing up films on Netflix. (There are lots of people who saw — and who have yet to see — the Harry Potter movies who aren’t necessarily familiar with the books.) Give it a decade or two, or a generation or two, and there will probably be even more people asking “Wait, does Phoenix or Half-Blood Prince come first?”

I’m fine with non-numeral titles, by the way, if I didn’t make it clear. Just speculating on why numerals in film sequel titles might be useful.

She didn’t call them Harry Potter III or IV, did she?

Now that I think of it, the spine of each Harry Potter book sequel is marked “Year 3,” “Year 4,” and so on.

Joe Astalfa
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 3:35pm

 Godfather Part 2 was NOT the first numbered sequel. “Quatermass 2” came out in 1957, and it even used a numeral with no “part” or the like in between.

JSW
JSW
reply to  Joe Astalfa
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 6:03pm

 Henry VI  Part 2.

Paul Wartenberg
reply to  JSW
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 8:02pm

Damn it all!  Shakespeare got there first!  Curses…

innpchan
innpchan
reply to  Paul Wartenberg
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 10:11pm

1st and 2nd Samuel. 

F.Y.D.

Patlandness
Patlandness
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 6:07pm

Star Trek Into Darkness should more appropriately be titled, “2 Trek 2 Furious: Alpha Quadrant Drift” to better illustrate the mentality of the film.

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Patlandness
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 11:59pm

+1 for your title, but -1 for your Abrams hating.

Jonathan Roth
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 9:06pm

The marketing advantage of a sequel is the brand, so to that end, a “Toy Story 2” is better than a creative renaming which hides the original moniker. Lucas was inspired by pulp serials, so his naming conventions already allowed for “Brand Name Episode X: The Funny Name!” or “Protagonist and the Latest Adventure”. Die Hard lucked into clever sequel names, even if “Die Hard 2: Die Harder” is one of the perennial bad sequel name parodies. “Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder” for instance. 

The ones that drive me bonkers are the ones where the sequels weren’t planned. 
“Alien” Nice. 
“Aliens” Oooh, clever. 
“Alien 3” Uhh…. 
“Alien: Resurrection” Dafuq?

MisterAntrobus
MisterAntrobus
reply to  Jonathan Roth
Tue, Jan 29, 2013 9:24pm

Or when the sequels weren’t planned, but the producers retroactively try to introduce continuity to the titles . . . like the awkward attempt to rename the first Indiana Jones movie Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Dokeo
Dokeo
reply to  MisterAntrobus
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 2:10am

 Yes, this. Which applies equally to the very retroactive naming “convention” of Star Wars Episode X: Triumph of Retcon.

Somehow, even as a kid, I managed to grok that Return of the Jedi was a sequel to Empire Strikes Back, which was a sequel to this cool little movie called Star Wars.

MPC
MPC
reply to  Jonathan Roth
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 6:08pm

Took the words right out of my mouth. Studios try way too hard to be clever nowadays… X-Files: I Want to Believe, Thor: The Dark World, Captain America: The Winter Soldier and now… The Muppets…Again! (seriously, the last name isn’t made up).

Just a simple number after the main subject is much more succinct.

Gcliff064
Gcliff064
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 2:21am

I dunno, Blow’em up 3: The Explosioning has a nice ring to it.

Chris
Chris
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 1:26pm

I would simply be thrilled to never again see the following words in sequel titles:
-Vengeance
-Revolution
-Annihilation
-etc

People complaining about numbers in sequel titles are WRONG.  Tell me, without numbers how can you tell whether Action Movie: Vengeance comes before or after Action Movie: Attack of the Weasels? If they aren’t going to be creative about naming sequels, then at least give me a freaking number

Danielm80
Danielm80
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 6:26pm

 I was going to offer The Muppets…Again! as an example of a good movie title. I think that’s hilarious.

As my aunt likes to say: It’s a matter of taste, and someone’s is lousy.

Tonio Kruger
Tonio Kruger
Thu, Jan 31, 2013 9:53pm

Funny how many of the 1930s movie series (Tarzan, Frankenstein, The Mummy, The Wolfman, Blondie, The Thin Man, Mexican Spitfire, etc.) got by without the need for Roman numerals. Especially when you consider that the average moviegoer back then was far less likely to have finished high school than  today’s average moviegoer…