what is the most banal tweet imaginable? (QOTW)

I love this tweet:


And it got me thinking:

What is the most banal tweet imaginable? And what could it be code for?

Have fun!

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Patrick
Patrick
Sat, Apr 27, 2013 2:36pm

;-)

jesshaskins
jesshaskins
Sun, Apr 28, 2013 1:26pm

I guess this QOTW was a little hard for us…we’re all too interesting to think of anything banal.

Chuck
Chuck
Sun, Apr 28, 2013 1:34pm

I like cheese.

RogerBW
RogerBW
Sun, Apr 28, 2013 1:40pm

“I think the cat is hungry again.”
(Sorry, got to go, someone’s at the door…)

bracyman
bracyman
reply to  RogerBW
Wed, May 01, 2013 3:11pm

I really thought that was going to go in a more suggestive direction.

Paul
Paul
Mon, Apr 29, 2013 12:08am

I can’t answer, because I’m not on Twitter or Facebook.

Which qualifies as unbearable smug, rather than banal, I’m afraid to say.

bracyman
bracyman
Wed, May 01, 2013 3:12pm

“Sooooo booored”
–> Package is in place, waiting for pickup