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Month: April 2014

London photo: tube strike, the sequel

Wed, Apr 30, 2014
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Fortunately, I haven’t had to travel into central London today or yesterday, while the strike has been on.

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Pompeii rating: yellow light

Wed, Apr 30, 2014
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Instantly forgettable but more than passable as a diversion; solid B-movie cheese that’s like Titanic-lite meets Gladiator-lite.

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On My Way (Elle s’en va) review: life goes on and on

Wed, Apr 30, 2014
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A beautifully observant meander through the difficulties and discoveries of wise but still confused advanced age, led by a gorgeous, vital, 70-odd Catherine Deneuve.

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the Force is with white men, and hardly anyone else [update]

Wed, Apr 30, 2014
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Star Wars is stuck “a long time ago”: in a 1950s mindset that was already outmoded when the first film was released in 1977.

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London photo: mysterious warning

Tue, Apr 29, 2014
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“Kindly avoid being absorbed by ectoplasmic entities”?

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Knights of Badassdom rating: red light

Tue, Apr 29, 2014
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Supernatural slasher haunts a live-action role-playing game. The cast is clearly having fun, but none of it rubs off on us.

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The Legend of Hercules rating: red light

Tue, Apr 29, 2014
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Kellan Lutz is the demigod’s density in Renny Harlin’s MST3K-ready retelling of the classical legend. Think Jesus with muscles, by the power of Greyskull.

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Escape from Tomorrow review: Mickey Mouse horror

Tue, Apr 29, 2014
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Whatever the technical intrigue of a film shot guerilla-style at Disney World, the would-be surreal midlife crisis that ended up onscreen doesn’t work… at all.

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London photo: I saw an Elf on the tube

Mon, Apr 28, 2014
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Not sure how else to account for this…

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Game of Thrones S04 E04: “Oathkeeper” (not much happens but still awesome)

Mon, Apr 28, 2014
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This episode felt kinda placeholder-y. But I still love it.

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