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Month: May 2014

London photo: it doesn’t mean “no pooping”

Sat, May 31, 2014
1 comment

Whoever has been altering the No Entry signs around London is at it again.

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Heaven Is for Real movie review: extraordinary claims, no evidence

Fri, May 30, 2014
104 comments

You’d think any movie that an all-powerful deity had a hand in would be awesome, right? Turns out, not so much. There’s barely even a story here.

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two things about Edge of Tomorrow

Fri, May 30, 2014
8 comments

I am unsatisfied with my review, I am mean to Tom Cruise in my head, and the secret reason the film is opening in the UK a week before the US. So three things.

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Edge of Tomorrow movie review: all his yesterdays

Fri, May 30, 2014
90 comments

A witty, clever, character-driven bit of science fiction wonderfulness, full of suspense, surprise, tension, and an unexpected poignancy.

| 90 Comments

London photo: chocolate boot

Thu, May 29, 2014
3 comments

I stumbled across this weird popup gallery in Covent Garden today, in which Cadbury is showing off shoes made entirely from chocolate.

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A Million Ways to Die in the West movie review: “nice guys” need to shut up

Thu, May 29, 2014
109 comments

Director, producer, writer, and star Seth MacFarlane laments the epic romantic tragedy of Seth MacFarlane, who deserves a beautiful girlfriend because he’s “nice.”

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London photo: Tower Bridge

Wed, May 28, 2014
2 comments

In the late afternoon sun. I have no snark; this is too pretty.

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Maleficent movie review: fatal enchantment… you know, for kids!

Wed, May 28, 2014
140 comments

Please leave your desire for a well-rounded story in the lockers provided, and keep your arms and legs inside the ride while it is in motion.

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London photo: don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos

Tue, May 27, 2014
1 comment

My polling place in Wood Green last week. I did not vote UKIP.

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this is what my email Movie Cheat Sheets look like

Tue, May 27, 2014
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Like my reviews? Find them useful in determining which movies you will see and which you’ll skip? You might find my Movie Cheat Sheet emails useful.

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