
London photo: Batman from U.N.C.L.E.
I, for one, would love to see Batman from U.N.C.L.E. The Movie.

I, for one, would love to see Batman from U.N.C.L.E. The Movie.

Wisdom for the ages: “The future is shit. Just like the past.”

Hard to believe, I know, but this is a real movie that real people have unashamedly put their names to. Because a sweet paycheck trumps human dignity.

Someone left some (apparently) perfectly good footware on the train. Perhaps the boots misbehaved?

Badass lady assassin? Good. Dead wife to motivate the protagonist and decorative tits and asses to, er, motivate the audience? Less good. [This post is not behind the paywall.]

Funky-elegant, weirdly funny, visually intoxicating. I love this movie so much for how it’s different about being more of the same old stuff we always love.

Too often, movies are about men grappling with their feelings about things that happen to women. This movie adds the woman’s story back into the mix. [This post is not behind the paywall.]

A deeply moving and very satisfying piece of entertainment that knits up seemingly disparate elements in a tapestry of family pain and pride.

Love ’em or hate ’em, this movie is pretty sure that women aren’t really people but merely playthings or punishers of men. [This post is not behind the paywall.]

Not so much a movie as a mismatched mix of dick jokes and rampant homophobia. I’m kidding: There aren’t any actual jokes here.