loaded question: how could the McAllisters afford that house and that Paris trip in ‘Home Alone’? (wrong answers only)

Home Alone

This is an on-again, off-again pop-culture conundrum that has been plaguing the Internet for years:

How could the McAllisters afford that house and that Paris trip in Home Alone?

You’ve seen the 1990 comedy Home Alone, in which a grade-school Macaulay Culkin slapstick-comically defends his palatial suburban-Chicago home from burglars after he is accidentally left behind when his extended family flies off to Paris for a festive vacay. It’s all a bit preposterous, but the real insanity is this: what the heck does little Kevin’s dad (played by John Heard) do for a living that he can afford that huge house and that Christmas (ie, high-season) trip, including first-class airfare for the adults, for his extended family?

I mean, obviously, Kevin’s dad is either in finance or in the mafia, but those are boring answers to the question. What are the bonkers possibilities? Where did that kind of money come from?

(You can also discuss this at Substack or Patreon, if you prefer. You don’t need to be a paying subscriber to comment, but you will need to register with either site to do so.)

share and enjoy
               
If you haven’t commented here before, your first comment will be held for MaryAnn’s approval. This is an anti-spam, anti-troll, anti-abuse measure. If your comment is not spam, trollish, or abusive, it will be approved, and all your future comments will post immediately. (Further comments may still be deleted if spammy, trollish, or abusive, and continued such behavior will get your account deleted and banned.)
If you’re logged in here to comment via Facebook and you’re having problems, please see this post.
PLEASE NOTE: The many many Disqus comments that were missing have mostly been restored! I continue to work with Disqus to resolve the lingering issues and will update you asap.
subscribe
notify of
3 Comments
oldest
newest most voted
Inline Feedbacks
view all comments
RogerBW
RogerBW
patron
movie lover
Mon, Dec 18, 2023 6:21pm

He runs a chain of minimum security orphanariums (generally referred to as “a farm upstate”).

Dokeo
Dokeo
moviegoer
Fri, Dec 29, 2023 6:20am

Mr. McAllister was selling pictures of his feet on Only Fans. Obvs.

Danielm80
Danielm80
movie lover
reply to  Dokeo
Fri, Dec 29, 2023 5:50pm

And the fact that he was doing it in 1990 shows just how far ahead of the curve he was when it comes to technology.