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Paul Wartenberg
Sun, Apr 21, 2013 5:25pm

So NOW is it okay for me to dress my warrior princess like she’s hosting a swimsuit competition?

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Paul Wartenberg
Sun, Apr 21, 2013 5:32pm

Only if YOU dress like this.

Paul Wartenberg
reply to  MaryAnn Johanson
Sun, Apr 21, 2013 5:52pm

…you don’t wanna see me dressed like that. For starters, there’s NO WAY I could look anywhere half-sane in THAT helmet. Ye Gods…

Joanne Howe
Joanne Howe
Sun, Apr 21, 2013 5:33pm

All that was left of him after the battle were a set of genitals and one nipple.

Paul Wartenberg
reply to  Joanne Howe
Sun, Apr 21, 2013 5:58pm

“Ha! Let’s see him disintegrate me with my disintegration-proof vest!” (zapped) (the only thing surviving is the vest) – Duck Dodgers

teenygozer
teenygozer
Sun, Apr 21, 2013 10:33pm

Sadly, the song “SexyBack” was playing on infinite loop in his head.

lescarr
Mon, Apr 22, 2013 12:06am

How terrible to go to all that effort and discover that everyone else is wearing the same boots.

RogerBW
RogerBW
Mon, Apr 22, 2013 8:59am

I think it’s the sunglasses that seem oddest to me. I mean, he’s gone to a fair bit of trouble to look like a cheesecake fantasy hero… but the sunglasses just dominate everything else by being so out of place.

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
Mon, Apr 22, 2013 11:30am

…and here I thought I was going to see Jeff Bridges in pointless armor.

*pout*

bronxbee
bronxbee
Tue, Apr 23, 2013 3:55pm

“No capes!”