if Michael Shannon were an angry sorority girl

Mon, Apr 22, 2013

From Funny or Die, “Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter.” I hadn’t heard of any insane Delta Gamma sorority letter, but apparently it’s a thing.
This will make your day with its fully engaged rage and despair and entitlement and concern for things of the tiniest importance:

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter from Michael Shannon

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Drave

Mon, Apr 22, 2013 9:41pm

I cannot remember the last time I laughed hard enough to cry at anything. Michael Shannon is made of magic.

Also, I like to think that’s Diet Coke in his glass, which somehow makes it even funnier to me.

Bluejay

Mon, Apr 22, 2013 11:23pm

KNEEL, YOU FUCKS!!! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!!!!!!!

Paul Wartenberg

reply to Bluejay

Tue, Apr 23, 2013 12:06am

there’s apparently a Barbie version of this now.
Dear God. Our taste in memes is getting worse.

KingNewbs

reply to Bluejay

Wed, Apr 24, 2013 7:05pm

Some days you think you’ve heard and seen it all. And then there are days like today. Cunt Punt is my new favorite phrase. Now, if only I could figure out a gracious way to insert it into regular conversation…

Danielm80

Mon, Apr 22, 2013 11:26pm

By the end of the day, Michael Shannon will be cast in every play David Mamet has ever written.

Paul Wartenberg

reply to Danielm80

Tue, Apr 23, 2013 12:07am

David Mamet’s “Sesame Street”: 90 minutes of Big Bird and Grover dropping every variation of “f-ck you” ever conceived by the mind of man.

Paul Wartenberg

Tue, Apr 23, 2013 12:04am

The music is making me afraid someone is gonna break into my apartment and call me a c-ck.

MaryAnn Johanson

Tue, Apr 23, 2013 11:02am

I can’t stop watching this. :->

teenygozer

Tue, Apr 23, 2013 2:21pm

I must have missed this meme on its first go-round. Wow, was the president of the sorority demanding her sisters get drunk at frat parties so they’ll be more “interesting” to the frat boys? Because that’s not what I’d call a good idea.

http://mamabythebay.com/2013/04/18/the-delta-gamma-email-rape-culture/

That said, Michael Shannon is terrifying and awesome. Kudos on not just keeping a straight face though out the monologue, but on being truly menacing.