Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“1950s legs”
“funky winkerbean archives”
“half open tits” <-- ewwww “baby blonde hiddles” “why we shouldn't trust scientists” <-- no. just no “possible histories and hidden secrets of the universe” “are violent purge real” <-- please tell me you’re kidding... “tenctonese trivia” “who will replace david tennant as the doctor” <-- um... “bonanza of men's bare feet iii” <-- the first one was the best, of course “davros facebook” “did stu really get a boob job in the hangover part 3” <-- yes, he really got a boob job *sigh* “punny2munny” “fantasy in winnie the pooh” <-- as opposed to all the reality? “i cant stop thinking about doctor who” “cheap tardis tents” <-- none of those fancy ones for us “buzz headroom” “celebrity bra sizes” <-- new game show! “fully naked sexual scence” “hotsaxy man penis” “angelina jolie nacked” <-- misspelled saxy queries are the best
“funky winkerbean archives”
Lest you think such a thing can have no possible entertainment value, you really need to check out this feature from Eisner-nominated comics journalist and professional Batmanologist Chris Sims: “(This Month’s) Most Depressing ‘Funky Winkerbean’ and ‘Crankshaft’ Strips”.
http://www.comicsalliance.com/tag/Funky+Winkerbean/
“Buzz Headroom”
Weirdly, I could actually see a Max/Lightyear mashup sort of working!
“half open tits” is clearly a search for a bird in the paridae family. hardly a reason to go ewwww.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_(bird)
Davros changed his Relationship status from “Tyrant” to “Thwarted”.