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Wurtz3l
Wurtz3l
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 11:33am

“Get away from her, you b*tch!” (Aliens). Oh, Ripley, you wonderful badass…

Bluejay
Bluejay
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 11:36am

Don’t know. Never been attacked by tree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ8hxQfBhEE

Kirk Aplin
Kirk Aplin
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 12:33pm

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Danielm80
Danielm80
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 12:47pm

I like “Well, it turns out I have a rose garden,” from The American President.

Also: “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 12:48pm

“You’re right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a
million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars next year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I’ll have to close this place in… 60 years.”

MisterAntrobus
MisterAntrobus
reply to  LaSargenta
Wed, Oct 23, 2013 2:46am

Oh, the joy that is Citizen Kane. I like Bernstein’s line: “It’s no trick to make a lot of money . . . if all you want to do is make a lot of money.”

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
reply to  MisterAntrobus
Wed, Oct 23, 2013 12:22pm

He never gave anything away, he just left you a tip, mmmm?

RogerBW
RogerBW
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 12:50pm

It varies with my mood, but right now I’m sentimental:

KNEW THIS WAS
ONE WAY TICKET
BUT YOU KNOW
I HAD TO COME

LOVE YOU WIFE

Kathy_A
Kathy_A
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 1:34pm

Mine also varies from minute to minute, but with the relatively recent death of Tom Clancy and the debacle in Washington DC this past few weeks, I’ve got this line from Hunt for Red October stuck in my head:

“I’m a politician, which means I’m a cheat and a liar, and when I’m not kissing babies, I’m stealing their lollipops.”

Kirk Aplin
Kirk Aplin
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 1:47pm

(this is turning into a great trivia quiz!)
another: “Hermione, you’re a girl…”

bronxbee
bronxbee
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 3:50pm

“Life is pain; anyone who says different is selling you something.” Dread Pirate Roberts (Westley) to Buttercup.

Stephanie C.
Stephanie C.
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 6:16pm

I wasn’t even supposed to *be* here today.

lanchid
lanchid
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 6:30pm

“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”

FrankSerpico
FrankSerpico
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 7:51pm

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here, this is the war room!

NorthernStar
NorthernStar
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 9:07pm

“The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.”

Tied with…

“I carried a watermelon.”

Dr. Rocketscience
Dr. Rocketscience
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 9:54pm

“Never tell me the odds.”

“I don’t know, I’m makin’ this up as I go.”

Dr. Rocketscience
Dr. Rocketscience
reply to  Dr. Rocketscience
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 9:56pm

Also:

“You despise me, don’t you?”
“If I gave you any thought, I might.”

amanohyo
amanohyo
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 10:25pm

“Superman.”

Preceded by the line “You are who you choose to be,” (more of a one-worder I guess). Instant onion ninja attack every time. The film builds to that single word so perfectly – like an animated Adagio For Strings.

Michael Brown
Michael Brown
Mon, Oct 21, 2013 11:33pm

Most recently, and memorably, Sandra Bullock’s “I hate space!”

Eric
Eric
Tue, Oct 22, 2013 12:20am

“If you gotta shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”-Tuco (Eli Wallach), The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

MarkyD
Tue, Oct 22, 2013 1:04am

Incredibly(!) tough choice!

The first to come to mind is The Princess Bride, of course. I think the one I use the most is :

“Inconceivable!”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
My wife and I trade quotes from the movie almost on a daily basis. I even sometimes tell my son at bedtime “Sleep well and dream of large “fill in the blank””
There’s tons more, but I’ll just leave it at that.

Lowell Rapaport
Lowell Rapaport
Tue, Oct 22, 2013 1:37am

the classics are always the best…

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

“Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!”
“Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.”
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas any more.”

and honorable mentions to one line quotes no one ever said (at least in not so many words)

“You dirty rat!”

“Play it again, Sam.”

Dr. Rocketscience
Dr. Rocketscience
reply to  Lowell Rapaport
Tue, Oct 22, 2013 9:02pm

Thing about the “beautiful friendship” line: the line itself isn’t that great. What makes it so memorable is the conversation that leads up to it, as Rick and Louis make their plans to leave Casablanca and go to war against the Nazis, basically turing themselves into two of the greatest memetic badasses in film history.

Hank Graham
Hank Graham
Tue, Oct 22, 2013 2:52am

“Yes, this man has no dick.”

In a tie with:

“I want you to remember that no man ever won a war by dying for his country.”

And:

“Fasten you seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”

Hank Graham
Hank Graham
Tue, Oct 22, 2013 8:52am

“You do know hot to whistle, don’t you? You just put your lips together, and blow.”

Froborr
Froborr
Tue, Oct 22, 2013 2:24pm

Most of my favorite are taken, so here’s one that I suspect is fairly obscure for this crowd: “All I have to do is go to her and say four words: ‘I am John Smith.'”

KingNewbs
KingNewbs
Tue, Oct 22, 2013 5:08pm

The Dude abides…

MisterAntrobus
MisterAntrobus
Wed, Oct 23, 2013 2:48am

“A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.”

Froborr
Froborr
Wed, Oct 23, 2013 6:39am

Thought of another great one: “He will never even know your name.” (Hint: the line is translated from Spanish.)

MichaelM
MichaelM
Thu, Oct 24, 2013 1:12am

It’s origin and purpose, still a total mystery.

MichaelM
MichaelM
Thu, Oct 24, 2013 1:15am

Sorry, it’s supposed to be:
“Its origin and purpose, still a total mystery.”

Beowulf
Beowulf
Thu, Oct 24, 2013 8:44pm

“Well…Nobody’s perfect.”

Beowulf
Beowulf
Thu, Oct 24, 2013 8:49pm

“I don’t care.”
[TLJ]

Beowulf
Beowulf
Thu, Oct 24, 2013 8:51pm

“Well… Nobody’s perfect.”

Tim Norton
Tim Norton
Thu, Oct 24, 2013 11:01pm

What Hump?

Drave
Drave
Fri, Oct 25, 2013 5:13pm

“Miss Belair, if you feel compelled to grab part of my body and shake it
before you can even be friendly, you’ve got far worse problems than you
think I have.”

Jim Mann
Jim Mann
Fri, Oct 25, 2013 8:05pm

“I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.”

and

“I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking’s something you can’t do judiciously, unless you keep in practice.”