best movie title ever

Wed, Feb 20, 2008

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead.

Oh, that is brilliant. Why didn’t I think of it first?

It belongs to an indie film from C Plus Pictures that just finished shooting in New York, and it has an, um, interesting cast that includes Devon Aoki, Ralph Macchio, and Jeremy Sisto. But honestly, it’s that title that’ll bring me in. (No release date has been announced yet.)

The worst movie title ever is, of course, The Midnight Meat Train, scheduled for release this May.

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Kate

Wed, Feb 20, 2008 1:03pm

Although “Midnight Meat Train” is an awesome early Clive Barker short story and is pretty much a twisted love poem to New York!

MaryAnn

Wed, Feb 20, 2008 2:10pm

Maybe, but it’s still a terrible title for a movie. :->

Ryan

Wed, Feb 20, 2008 9:52pm

Unless said movie is porn, I would have to agree.

Pedro

Fri, Feb 22, 2008 5:29am

stupid unrelated question:

as a spidey geek, i’ve always wondered if (former?) spider-book editor ralph macchio and daniel-san ralph macchio are the same person.

marvel says they ain’t, but i don’t buy it. there can’t be that many macchios in the world, let alone RALPH macchios!

incredible coincidence or marvel’s hidden secret? you decide *fanfare*

seriously though, are they the same guy?

PS: WOW ralph macchio is still alive. he hasn’t been in a movie since what, 1993?

MaryAnn

Fri, Feb 22, 2008 11:31am

I bet Macchio’s a more common name than you think.

pedro

Fri, Feb 22, 2008 2:10pm

yeah, but RALPH macchio?

are they the same guy or not?

HellsdevilJ

Fri, Feb 22, 2008 2:12pm

Where I work , when people check out ,I have to check peoples phone number and see if they have a store card. Macchio’s came up 4 times. I get temped to be like ” hey are you related to the karate kid?”. But they probably have not been badgered by there name since the mid 90s so I figure its pointless. However one guys last name was Bizzaro. Thats just begging for it.

Back on the T. “Midnight Meat train” is the dumbest title ever. Is there event a thing? Do people wake up in the middle of the night ” ah shit I gota catch the F-train or else I’ll be out of meat for a week”.
I saw the trailer not only am I sighing because its another torture porn not only am I signing because Vinny Jones is doing his “Im a big scary foreign guy” gig again, the title came up and I laughed.